Christmas Speech – 2011

December 25th, 2011

My alternative short but sweet Christmas Speech 2011 :

This years christmas number one is a harsh reminder I am still amongst the cerebal minority who chose not to follow the government lead media shepherds. Yet this has been a great year for mankind with the web giving us a sample of its power through aiding to free Egypt, Libya and National Disaster awareness. The fall of the banks and the rise of Anonymous hackers has also been a sure sign of human enlightement. Here’s to a new world in 2012.

Finally a little something to watch for Christmas (rather than the xmas number one)..

A Cynical review of .NET’s top 10 websites of 2011

September 24th, 2011

.NET magazine have announced the ten best websites of 2011 in their annual .net awards.

So here’s my some what cynical web designers review of this years results.. Enjoy.

1 http://www.auris-hybrid.de/ it’s flash!? It doesn’t even get a replacement image or alternate site for viewing on iPad or non flash platforms.. just a nice standard flash error. They must be pulling our preverbal leg with this one? Let’s carry on..

2 http://activatedrinks.com/ another flash site? Seriously? At least this time there is still content & no error but its just colours and facebook likes? Again the CSS has not been tested on iPad as a nice White strip resides down the right hand side due to some obscure padding or wrapper alignment at a guess.

3 http://2011.beercamp.com/ wow the first in the list that works on all platforms.. we are getting somewhere. The idea for the usage of css3 animation is a great concept will give them that! Other than the cool functionality though its not really a work of art, just overuse of a barely readable font.

4 http://www.harveynichols.com/ now were getting somewhere.. a site that works on all platforms, looks slick, pulls off the art of making something complex simpler and user friendly. Top work pod1

http://www.nikebetterworld.com/ not really a website is it.. it’s a video. Hats off to the movie editors but this would have took the web designer all of 5 minutes.

6 http://sophiehardach.com/ if your going to develop a really cool css3 html5 animation to flow through pages then it might be an idea to test the technology developed for all platforms.. on those platforms! The menu drops down to 2 levels on iPad due to font replacements and padding. Also the set margins make the site unreadable.. both common issues we have found on a lot of sites we have developed, a small quick fix is needed.

http://spacelog.org/ great layout, usability and all round website. Could of done with a touch more css3 animation where the large top images lay static on some pages but other than that a good site.

http://thedolectures.co.uk/ this is nice. Not awe inspiring.. but nice.

http://www.torontostandard.com/ it looks like a standard news blog template, somewhat similar to The Times website.. give the award to them.

10 http://unionstationdenver.com/ this is great, even has built in development for iPad and touch screen platforms with swipe notifications. Usability may cause the layman to get a tad lost but a real nice concept and works!

Projecthouse SW2 Software Company – Very Unprofessional & Poor Support

July 13th, 2011

Have just had the pleasure of dealing with the single most unprofessional company I have come across in 11 years of web design.

See emails below for the full conversation.. but in summary we asked for a clients database for a bespoke website that they say they provide on their website, I was then supplied a blank database.  I then replied asking why this database was blank and had no reply.. sent another email and had no reply. A week later sent another email and had a sort sharp useless reply. I then asked again how we was supposed to work on a database with no data that they should supposedly supply … to which I had a reply saying I was being sarcastic? I then replied saying this was very unprofessional and CC’d in the owner of the company Les, to which I then had a phonecall from the jumped up little guy shouting and ranting.

So moral of the story is a complete unprofessional manor from a company called projecthouse who create recruitment software called SW2 and recruitment databases. Projecthouse not only have rude employees but appear unwilling to help those who want to use their SW2 software in the way it is intended.

We are now in talks with a more professional company who provide recruitment database software and if you would like advice on the best root to take for this let us know.

On a further note I use a googlemail plugin called rapportive, this shows the users facebook, linkedin and twitter profile and picture next to every  email I get from them and lets just say the employye’s photo and latest updates also reflected the unprofessional persona we took from the company as a whole.

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Emails

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From inLIFE
I have just looked at the database on our server to start coding but all of their client and candidate details arent in there? there are only a few records in there?

Could you please inform how we can set it up to access their full records.

Regards

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NO REPLYFROM THEM

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Message forwarded again after a few days

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NO REPLY FROM THEM

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Message forwarded again after a week

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From Projecthouse
There will not be any client and candidate info… Just vacancies

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From inLIFE
They have much more information though when logging in to sw2, just non in the database you sent. How can we build a system to access it without data?

Regards

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From Projecthouse
Sarcasm isn’t going to achieve much.
Perhaps asking me to take a look at the file on your server might be a better approach rather that “How can we build a system to access it without data?”

Regards,

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From inLIFE
It wasn’t aimed to be sarcasm, it was fact. We asked for your clients database and you provided a blank one. I asked why this was the case a week ago in my original email forwarded below (Thu, Jul 7, 2011 at 3:14 PM) to which I had no reply.

I then had to forward this email again this morning a week later to get a less than helpful reply. So excuse me if I had to spell it out. We are trying to establish setting up a website to connect with your database software and deal with a large number of companies every day with the potential to recommend your software to other clients, so talking to someone in a derogative manor on behalf of Les’s company isn’t very professional from your part.

Please can you pass on the details of someone who is willing to answer our questions.

Regards

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This was then followed by a sweaty telephone rant from him.

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Couldn’t live without my iPhone

March 24th, 2011

I really couldn’t live without my iPhone now, it’s my remote control, light switch, invoicing, payments, music, net, news, social media, torch, home CCTV & the list goes on! I’m even blogging from it right now.

5 years ago I was called a geek for updating Facebook all the time. Now 1 in 5 people are on it, the person who called me a geek is on it just as much as me, and it’s all over the news. It’s second nature to everyone.

I wonder if in another 5 years time the majority of the general public will catch up with me again.

Rats tooth found in ‘Pets at Home’ dog treat

March 5th, 2011

We purchased some ‘Pets a Home’ branded prebiotic treats (Product code 19672) from Pets at home last month.

We usually cut them in half to use as a treat for our Buddy on walks, but today when cutting one in half we found what appears to be a rats tooth (or a small shard of glass) in the center of one! The item itself is extremely sharp to touch at its point, and can be seen in the images below.

Lucky that we cut it in half, subsequently the remaining treats in the bag have been thrown away.

It is also worth noting that since we bought the treats he has also caught meningitis. Buddy has been in and out of hospital and is now recovering well on 6 months of steroids.  Obviously we cannot say this is directly related as it is difficult to determine where dogs catch meningitis, it is usually viral based and not contagious. However it is a coincidence that there is no history of it, he had been of top health up until now, and now we find this in his treats!

An email complaint has also been sent to pets at home. Will see if we hear anything back.

The first web Revolution

February 23rd, 2011

They say when your in the middle of an event, you don’t realise what a key part it will play in the future. I’m guessing when my Grandad was in the Navy in world war II they bare no thought about how in years to come kids would be learning about those events in the history.

Although not on the same scale as world war II, but just as event changing I think we are now in the middle of one of those times. The internet has had its first technological revolution, with facebook twitter and youtube playing an integral part in freeing Egypt from the corrupt reign of Mubarak. I remember speaking to a taxi driver in Egypt only a few months before everything kicked off and he was telling me all about the countries corruption and he did not know what would be happening in the next election, little did I think then that the very entity I work on, spend every day on, and pays my wages.. the internet, would be the very thing to free them.

From my previous blogs such as ‘rise of the honest open internet‘ it’s clear I have high hopes for the way the net will change our lives, and its still young. Yet I feel we are slap bang in the middle of the on its first key events in a long and promising history.

Following the events in Egypt one couple even named their daughter ‘Facebook’. Now Libya have risen up with the same power of the people through the use of the internet, currently in the midst of a similar protest against their corrupt leader Gaddafi.

Gaddaffi has even made his own poor attempt at convincing the public by faking films of supporters cheering for him and claiming those against him have been forced drugs and alcohol. Through TV media this may have worked but with the power of social media and a public voice this is has just made him look even more stupid.

This is a great time to be in, and I have a feeling the Internet still has a few tricks up it’s sleeve for the future of the human race.

History of the UK’s first Modified Car club.. and me

February 1st, 2011

Before Facebook. Before Youtube. Before any other online modified car club. There was Streetrace.co.uk

11 years ago I was playing around with web development for just a bit of fun.. (now a full time job) something for us to show the world what we were doing to our cars and the laugh we were having along the way.

Back in 1999 the internet was only a luxury for less than half the UK population, we were using dial up modems to access it on Pentium computers with 32gig of memory. My phone was a Phillips Savvy.. a tiny screen with polyphonic ringtones and a sticky out areal, and if you turned the phone off when sending a text or directly after a call you could get free credit! Technology was being born.

Websites were all pixelated, framed table based static nasty looking sites, most of which hosted free on sites like geocities. When submitting a URL to yahoo you had to choose what category your site fell in and they had a manual team of people who would approve the URL.

I made a random website called chinknet after my nickname..  this then was later changed into bluefiesta.com named after my first car, a blue fiesta that I worked the entire 6 weeks of my college holidays just to buy a front bumper for (still used by mc rally in their advertising for the bumper today)

In 2001 bluefiesta.com was hosting images of me and a local bunch of mates messing around in our cars, images from car shows we were going to as well as just general info about how we were modifying them. The site had a guestbook that was quickly getting filled up, with more and more taking to this new ‘internet’ it was one of the only places for local cruising information around.

The site was then expanded through my then partner in web crime ‘Wez’ who started the site blackescort.com about his car the black escort (I think the site now has another meaning) we linked the 2 sites and were getting a large number of hits locally from people just checking out what we were doing, and looking for images of their cars from cruises.

We then got planning to expand the sites into a single entity for all modified car enthusiasts, cruisers and modifiers alike to come to one place. We sat down to work out the areas of the site such as general chat, performance, ice, newbie’s (a structure which was then copied by car clubs that came after us.. and then by those that came after them.. and is still apparent across a large number of forums today)

As part of my University course I then transformed the website into Streetrace.co.uk. A brand name chosen not to be about racing on the streets, more just as a brand name (back then cruise-myarea.co.uk wasn’t even thought of yet) . To start with we used a free Yabb forum software which was buggy, as forum software was a relatively new thing still. We input the structure we had planned into the forum and it grew to over 300 members within months (back then before facebook and smartphones.. this was a lot!) We then decided to sell sponsorship advertising on the site and used the money along with our own to buy a better less buggy forum software, the best available. The site was re-skinned and custom developed to form the base of Streetrace.co.uk as it is known today.

After that in 2003 facebook and myspace came into development, but were still not even heard of! So Streetrace.co.uk was the only place for the UK to come and read about everything car modified related, including show images from all the old shows like Weston wheels, modifying guides, games and more. The only other forums out at the time were all cruise based ones, and a number of which we became friendly with including the then 2 biggest Midlands Cruise sites Kroozmidz and cruisemidlands. More and more cruise based forums were popping up using free or cheap forum software. But non had the whole package like Streetrace including full show coverage, membership, cruises, meets and more. Non yet.

By late 2003 Maxpower had made us their best car club and we were invited to Max Live and their after party hosting the likes of Jordan and ‘Jamie Shaw’ (before he was made z-list famous by UK Pimp my Ride).

A couple of years on the site was ever expanding with new galleries, online garage, membership packs with keyrings, attending all shows. At this time more clubs similar to Streetrace were popping up, and amongst all this we were getting a large number of offers from people who wanted to become admin or owners! Some of which we turned down who then went on to create other well known car clubs today , and  then some even seen us as rivals (although it’s nice to know we inspired). As sole owner of the club I then decided to sit down and select 4 main admin who were best for the job, then sold shares so were we then all part owner of the club. This is a tradition that has continued until today with shares changing hands but never any more than 5 owners allowed. Leading up to todays current owners Tony, Wez, Stu and myself (although not now managed and ran by us)

We carried on hitting all the biggest and best car shows including hot import nights London with Tim westwood in 2005, we had countless magazine features, press coverage,  parties & even a music single.  We Teamed up with DJ Cutloose who became our music icon at shows.. again the first club to even have its own DJ! Along the way we unknowingly influenced a large number of other modified car clubs that sprang up with the same idea.. some spawning directly from members of Streetrace.. and even some spawning from those! Plus others popping up all around the UK in general. We went from being the only generic modified car club being at shows in 2002 (amongst vw clubs, mondeo clubs, seat clubs etc) to being one of thousands of generic modified car clubs and cruise sites by 2006.

Being the first however we were then the biggest, hitting a peak at USC Show 2007 & USC show 2008 in which we were given a concrete pitch, took the truck dance stage and DJ’s and told by the organised of we got any bigger we would need to pay for a trade area as we had more attention than the dance stage!

Not only was this a peak for Streetrace.co.uk, it was a peak for the Modified car Scene in general. After this the shows started to die down with less attendance. We celebrated our ten year anniversary in style hiring out a bar on broad street Birmingham with all staff arriving in a pimped out fire engine and attendance from max power and Fastcar.. the very people who were inviting us to their parties when it all began.

Over the time we also did a number of large scale evens like running yearly nurburgring trips, a meet at the ace cafe, as well as being the first club to team up with police in promoting safer driving by taking racing to the track instead of on the roads. As well as raising money for road safety charities in a joint effort with police that even made the papers. On top of a personal thank you from Inspector Matt Derrick “It has been a pleasure to work with you and thank you for your efforts in bringing the Police and Car Cruising fraternity closer together. I am confident that in years to come there are many people who will benefit greatly from our and particularly your work and effort in the relationship and hopefully many people who otherwise might not have been with us will never realise that you saved their lives. Strong stuff I know but those are the kind of consequences we are dealing with.”

A year on the modified car scene was still in a reluctant decline, the police started an all out campaign against modifiers. With a few idiots doing burnouts etc thus tarring the rest of us with the same brush…  as the scene grew the car enthusiast quickly became a public enemy. Also with the increase in clubs the magazines were continuously being brown nosed by certain clubs as this was the only way they could get noticed, to their own destruction. The rise of the internet set to be killing print media also brought down car magazines sales. Back in 1999 only available to a few the internet seamlessly overnight became part of everyday life accessible by the majority of the UK population with the increase in smart phones and home computing. Back then to see images of a show or cruise you had to buy the magazine (or look on streetrace.co.uk of course) now the images are on facebook and most forums before even getting home.

In Mid 2010 Streetrace.co.uk was awarded the most honorary of Max Powers awards.. ‘Outstanding Contribution to the Scene’. Shortly after this I personally left the scene due to my time being taken up by business, family and something a bit more global. With admin being passed hands to a great bunch of guys (previously Staff on there) who now continue to ruin the site as strong as ever.

Then in late 2010 due to a number of the aforementioned factors and ever decreasing sales MaxPower Magazine was unfortunately dropped by its publisher. The very magazine that influenced us in starting up back in the day. All a fitting end within months of Streetrace receiving its award and me leaving the scene.

The Club continues today now ran by an enthusiastic bunch of individuals with as much love for the scene as we all had back in 1999. The Club also continues to grow and outlive a number of other clubs that still come and go within the lifespan of Streetrace.

Halfords domain name hacked? or forgot to re-register? Oops

January 20th, 2011

Halfords website down?

Oops looks like someones been either hacked or has forgot to re register their domain name! Just goes to show it can happen to some of the biggest companies out there (well big for the UK anyway)

At present halfords.com and .co.uk looks like this

with DNS servers pointing too..

dns0.vital-group.net
dns1.vital-group.net

Which is the correct DNS.. so has the error rained down from vitals servers?

Looks like someone is going to be in trouble anyway!

Free Hosting & Hamper offer!

December 2nd, 2010

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Or if you don’t already have web hosting with inLIFEDesign you can still get the hamper FREE just for recommending someone.

Full details on the offer here

So is the car scene dead?

November 30th, 2010

Even though I left the modified car scene around 6 months ago I’m very much still plugged into it through friends and my full time work.

So we are driving through Cannock the other day spot a kid with a cinquecento full of his mates, clearly 17 and just passed. With 2 blue viper stripes down the top, matching seat covers inside and ‘alloy look’ wheel trims. We got to thinking…

This kid loves his car, it’s his pride and joy.. he has spent his hard earned money on these mods just to add his own individuality. In fact he is probably even paying my wages at VIBE!

See I understand this, and could quite happily of chatted with the guy about car enthusiasm type stuff without feeling the need to take the mick of his cheap mods. Yet I know for a fact a majority of others from ‘well known’ modified clubs would have slated him, even took pictures to post on the forums and rip it clean into him. I know this as I have seen it happen, and had reports from those it has happened too.

Firstly what gives them the right to do this? really? if you produced a painting I wouldn’t walk up and laugh pointing out how rubbish it was while taking pictures and spreading it around?.. You would soon give up at art! This kid loves his car, he loves the scene, and its a start! It’s all he can afford.

In my opinion this is a key aspect amongst a number of reasons to why the modified car scene is decreasing, this guy in Cannock is in actual fact one of the few last true modders out there. Those within the ‘clicky high spending clubs’ have set a president for ‘highly modified cars only’.  If you haven’t spent your parents credit card on it then your not welcome. Your laughed out the door! Give up at art.. or get a loan! Your not even given a chance to get started.

Within these clicks they are lead to believe that ‘this is the scene’ in it’s entirety, almost like a radical religious sector.. small, stupid and in full belief they are in control. Whilst the others outside in the real world only watch with sheer disbelief.

By their very nature they wormed and brown nosed the magazines to death (literally) . Bad mouthing other clubs, other modifiers, only turning up to a cruise ‘if a certain mag is going’ !?. Thus unfortunately this aided in the demise of the one single magazine that fell for these clicks. Since Max Power magazine has gone these aforementioned clubs are now in a state of mass hysteria, ‘the scene is dead’ , human sacrifice, cats & dogs living together.Yes the scene is dieing, because you killed it. Well done.

The car club I founded over ten years ago and now ran by others has stood true to an alternative motto.. that everyone is welcome, if you like cars your in. Is it any wonder not only was it the first, the biggest, and now the only one that has lasted the test of time. The club in it’s time has also worked alongside police to promote safer driving on the streets and keeping fast driving on the tracks. If other clubs had followed this lead then the scene may not be in such a state with police crackdown on car enthusiasts, clicky clubs and other such pitfalls causing a death to a once rife scene.

Interesting  now to see how the future pans out for the modified enthusiast, and if the last of the samurai in his viper striped cinquecento will fall with the rest of them.